Curse

Doc Holliday · Apr 23, 2006, 04:40 PM // 16:40

(wonders why dark got banned)

*takes a shot of everclear*

*grabs a lighter and spits flaming liquid all over symeon*

*downs half the bottle and falls to the floor in a daze*

Murder In China · Apr 23, 2006, 05:05 PM // 17:05

*Pull out my 6-shooter and unload 6 slugs into Doc's cranium*
*Sip some tea*

Symeon · Apr 23, 2006, 05:08 PM // 17:08

*gets shot in the head*
*gets splattered with flaming liquid*
*dies*
*re-appears in the bar*
"Hmmm..."
"Time for something new, methinks"
*walks into the store cupboard*
"Oooh, what's this?"
*pulls a lever*
*the bar flies off into space and goes through a warphole*
*the bar crashes down into the middle of a giant alien city*
*walks outside*

Murder In China · Apr 23, 2006, 05:25 PM // 17:25

*Watch as Aliens storm the bar and massarce everyone inside it*

I pwnd U · Apr 23, 2006, 06:02 PM // 18:02

*sips beer, puts up forcefield to keep aliens away*

Murder In China · Apr 23, 2006, 06:08 PM // 18:08

*Break pwnd's forcefield*

Doc Holliday · Apr 23, 2006, 06:16 PM // 18:16

*Chinas bullets shy away because of an electromagnet in my pocket*

*gets a translating machine*

*works out a deal with the aliens*

*Murder in China is carted off to be a ritual sacrafice*

*aliens are now on peaceful terms with the bar and its inhabitants*

*drinks some alien liquor*

*starts hearing things*

*"Weird..."*

ineverdie · Apr 23, 2006, 06:24 PM // 18:24

*walks in*
*hits doc holiday with a sleeve loaded poisen dart*

Murder In China · Apr 23, 2006, 06:30 PM // 18:30

"There goes another doppleganger"
*Slap Doc upside the head then knee him in the nuts*
*Grab him by the arms and spin him into the wall*
*Kick his head then take my knife and slit his throat*

The undead Mesmer · Apr 23, 2006, 06:43 PM // 18:43

*slaps Murder*
*no kicking other peoples asses*
*kills another of his dopplegangers*
*unleashes clones of undead prince rurik*
*undead prince ruriks spam FOR ASCALON x100*
*they start to spam*
*plugs his ears*
*sits down and drinks some coffee*

Murder In China · Apr 23, 2006, 06:47 PM // 18:47

*Take out The undead Mesmer's ear plugs and burn them*
*Take out my own ear plugs and plug my ears*
*Watch as people slowly die from the spam*

The undead Mesmer · Apr 23, 2006, 06:49 PM // 18:49

*laughs*
*puts in spare earplugs*
*kills another doppleganger*
*unleasher spark of titans*
*BURN BABY BURN!!*
*seeks cover*

Murder In China · Apr 23, 2006, 06:50 PM // 18:50

*Bring in a mass amount of Wind-Born Titans*
*Watch the chaos ensue*

The undead Mesmer · Apr 23, 2006, 07:02 PM // 19:02

*watches the wind-born titans battle the spark of titans*
*unleashes a armagedon lord*
*KEEP BURNING BABY*
*drinks some coffee*

ineverdie · Apr 23, 2006, 07:06 PM // 19:06

*sits back and watches*
*finds this entertaining*

Symeon · Apr 23, 2006, 07:45 PM // 19:45

*returns with an army of aliens inside indestructable missile-firing robot machines*
*pwn all living things in the bar*
"Kkthxbye."
*sends the aliens away*
*sits down, sips beer*

ineverdie · Apr 23, 2006, 07:48 PM // 19:48

*summons skeith(guy in my avatar) who protects me from your onslaught*

Starsky-sama · Apr 23, 2006, 09:14 PM // 21:14

"I summon...---> ...to the playing field!"
*Starts stabbing the unworthy ones* (people who arent wearing cloaks.xD.)

ineverdie · Apr 23, 2006, 09:17 PM // 21:17

*has skeith kill blue things that wear cloaks*

ineverdie · Apr 23, 2006, 09:31 PM // 21:31

*gets bored....*
*one tequila...*
*two tequila.....*
*three tequila.......*
*floor*........